theenergyturtle replied to your post: i don’t care.

I dont care what you think as long as it’s about me

sang it in my head and errythang.

(Source: thepwnisher)

(Source: stalebagel)

Random Quotes → New Girl

girl 1:omg im pregnant
girl 2:omg im addicted to drugs
girl 3:omg im always drunk
me:omg i accidentally reblogged this twice
phresh:

bassandspace:

same

yup

phresh:

bassandspace:

same

yup

(Source: die-cold)

(Source: religionisbullshit)

(Source: mentalgeller)

friend:you should've come with us!
me:an invitation might have helped
i just want to dance.

that’s it.

fuckingflorida:

if i had a dollar for every time i actually said “fucking florida” out loud i’d be rich 

pretty sure biff and i are the only two people in the world who use aim anymore. 

me:closes wrong tab
me:PTERODACTYL NOISE